A wizard is suffering from floppy wand syndrome. His wife, a witch, is not pleased.

The witch was disappointed that, at his old age, the wizard was having difficulty keeping his wand erect.

Even Wizards need Viagra spells, but if they last more than 4 hours it's time to see a dark mage about that.

The leprecaun used a performance enhancing spell AGAIN

A leprechaun spreads his nasty star marshmallows about in an attempt to overthrow Lucky, the Lucky Charms mascot.

Another leprechaun steals Lucky's Lucky Charms and takes out all the star shaped pieces

The rabbit spat blood and grinned. "Silly Leprechaun," he sneered, raising his fists. "Kicks are for kids.."

The giant ball of energy rose over the flat plains and smote the man where he stood, leading everyone to think he was killed by lightning.

A man get squashed by an blue ball, and when it hits another group of people it explodes! it was a big waterball!!