A man looking in the bathroom mirror and seeing a bloody figure behind him in the mirror.

The Human Thumb (aka Honey Boo Boo's mother).

BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!

The scariest, baldest hermaphrodite I have ever seen running away from an ant.

Short white gay male without ears, mouth, nose or body seeks funny, tall, black male who also lacks ears, mouth, nose or body.

A rat pie. Just kidding! A pie-rat! Pirate? GET IT? YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE?!

Hold me closer tiny Prancer...

A nerdy black gent is frightened by two midget members of the GHOSTS

So happy bro!

Pig skinny dipping in the woods. Swim to me my bacon lover.

Hey Mister Alligator - Being a duck, does it look like I give a duck? I didn't think so...

The Nut King demandeth that his loyal walnut army be freed from the dastardly hands of the dreaded cage master!