You should really see a doctor about that...

It's supposed to be an ear, but they drew a hideous glowing present instead. :(

A black man with a black cat in a blackout.

Nicolas Cage transforming into a werewolf

The most evil poop that was ever pooped. Poop.

Short white gay male without ears, mouth, nose or body seeks funny, tall, black male who also lacks ears, mouth, nose or body.

The baby of Rosie the RObot and Richard Simmons

GO BACK TO HOWARD YOU TAWDRY FLOOSY!

That mattress was made in 'Murica!

A rat pie. Just kidding! A pie-rat! Pirate? GET IT? YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE?!

Hold me closer tiny Prancer...

A confused balding man goes the wrong way while walking on all fours and pooping in the fog