A green smiley wants to kill a man because he's fat.

An older remote hanging out with a new remote.

Fishin' off the moon... Guy must have a lot of line.

A spider puts a web around her purse, before she leaves to go to work.

Stars, stars everywhere.

A floating head telling a tiny little man, he cannot play with the big boys.

A random guy has a huge smile.

Why's there poop on my kitchen floor? I don't have any animals.

Spiderman sings Batman theme song.

Poptart turns into a person after going in the toaster.

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Mario is abusive to Peach so she runs to Bowser for protection.

The sun is actually a zombie, waiting for people to come to space, so it can eat them and replace them with zombies in disguise. Prepare!

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