Mario is abusive to Peach so she runs to Bowser for protection.
Mario Is chasing princess peach who is chasing a scribble.
Mario gets mad at Princess Peach and she runs off to be with Bowser.
Mario calling Princess Daisy a bitch because she is hanging out with Bowser.
I just don't see you that way, Mario...
Mario gets dumped for Bowser
Mario depressed because Peach left him for Bowser.
Mario realizes the truth: Bowser has been trying to save Peach the entire time, while Mario had been the villain. So he only can masturbate.
Super Mario dreaming of eating a fried koopa-troopa
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!