Silly carrot, you aren't a pepper.

Ash finally realizes he's not gay, straight, or bi. He's into pokemon. A rainbow celebrates.

Professor Farnsworth welcomes death.

Skrillex drops the Jello

Scary ass fish

Massive bottle of scotch falls in love with a dog.

Rape van promotes free grapes - kids are too fat for candy nowadays anyway.

Floating jellybean does a magic trick. Blonde woman is unimpressed.

Skateboarder lands head first on the ground. What a chump.

Homer and Marge find flaws in their marriage. Bart grins evilly.

Murderous ninja turtle still can't be taken seriously

A bird's nest with eggs in a tree made of bacon