Scary ass fish

Massive bottle of scotch falls in love with a dog.

Rape van promotes free grapes - kids are too fat for candy nowadays anyway.

Floating jellybean does a magic trick. Blonde woman is unimpressed.

Skateboarder lands head first on the ground. What a chump.

Homer and Marge find flaws in their marriage. Bart grins evilly.

Murderous ninja turtle still can't be taken seriously

Ash finally realizes he's not gay, straight, or bi. He's into pokemon. A rainbow celebrates.

A bird's nest with eggs in a tree made of bacon

The doctor serenades Cleopatra

Christ on a cracker, that's good chinese food!

Watch out kitty, that's dynamite!