"N-no, shut up! Of course I can! I'm M-M-Mario, you b-big meanie!"

Solaire put on weight by drinking too much estus.

Iron Tarkus: Professional Badass

Thanks to modern-day technology, Solaire is finally able to embrace his magnificent father.

The Four Kings depart from the Abyss in search of a career in the porn industry.

The Froot Loops' invasion of Mars has begun. All will perish.

He's gonna find out who's Nazi or nice.

UWEEOOWEEOOWEEOO

Pikachu tells you to "deal with it" when you inquire as to why the fuck he won't accept that goddamn thunderstone.

A disgustingly simple picture of a table and a window, and nothing else. How boring.

man I don't know quit being such a cigarette, and take care of that pterodactyl already

Chinese man is angry that he was born with totally fucked up fingers like holy shit why are they so long and weird.