man I don't know quit being such a cigarette, and take care of that pterodactyl already

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Some casual scrub actually got killed by Mildred and now thinks this game is difficult.

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Chosen undead's primordial finger hungers for humanity.

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Iron Tarkus: Professional Badass

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Thanks to modern-day technology, Solaire is finally able to embrace his magnificent father.

Solaire put on weight by drinking too much estus.

Solaire wears the opposite of sunglasses.

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