Walk into the cave of Totally-not-a-monster's-mouth

Well, you're shit outta luck

Attempted joke based on lyrics of a well-known Queen song.

Man is unhappy to wear beehive as hat

Slenderman in the forest

Dude, you failed your English test!

Did you ever get so high, you saw spots in front of your eyes?

Half of an image of a skull impaled on two pencils

Summon your Persona (preferably Kurt Cobain style)

Hurr durr, its a falg

A happy phallus

Non weasky -> worrors