Man is unhappy to wear beehive as hat

Slenderman in the forest

Walk into the cave of Totally-not-a-monster's-mouth

Dude, you failed your English test!

Did you ever get so high, you saw spots in front of your eyes?

Half of an image of a skull impaled on two pencils

Summon your Persona (preferably Kurt Cobain style)

Hurr durr, its a falg

A happy phallus

Well, you're shit outta luck

Non weasky -> worrors

Sad eyes ask you to reconsider