Italy is turned on my the manliest pasta.

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America is a hot ass butler.

Fem!Russia's going to murder someone.

England starts to speak-- "I say..."-- but Romano cuts him off by angrily shouting, 'Take off your clothes, you stink of gay!"

A woman on a horse prepares to stab a house with a key.

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The pussy belches out a sweater.

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A tiny girl punched a guy.

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Germany is turned on by an Italian banana. England looks disappointed.

Russia destroys America's flag on the moon.

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America whispers "This is goodbye" as he cuts China's ponytail.

Spam cries for some USUK.

An angry bear with England's eyebrows screech "Who are you?!" as it tears apart the computer screen.

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