Italy is turned on my the manliest pasta.

Fem!Russia's going to murder someone.

Germany is turned on by an Italian banana. England looks disappointed.

America is a hot ass butler.

Russia destroys America's flag on the moon.

America whispers "This is goodbye" as he cuts China's ponytail.

Spam cries for some USUK.

England starts to speak-- "I say..."-- but Romano cuts him off by angrily shouting, 'Take off your clothes, you stink of gay!"

An angry bear with England's eyebrows screech "Who are you?!" as it tears apart the computer screen.

Romano throws away an acoustic guitar.

Mochi!Italy waves around a white flag and the Italian flag with glee.

England cries about having grey hair. In the corner, Fem!America, Canada, and Wy look on sadly.