Coach McGurk shows Brandon his sweet new dalmation tattoo. Brandon, your mom likes guys with tattoos, right? All women like that.

ALGEBRAIC

A bald man fires electricity from his hands but it brings him no pleasure

A man tries to take a shower, but is bothered by his spiderbro who wants to scrub his back. Spiderbro, not now. Can you not see his frown?

An american republican with skinny arms

A happy whale has a cowboy hat and a harpoon

Science!

A giraffe deepthroats a rainbow.

A dragon shitting coins and blood, possibly also larvae. The dragon has a dumb face like he's high.

No horses go to heaven.

a person is wearing a yellow cowboy hat worth $5. they have a brown mustache and are blankly pondering the red mittens on their hands.

Nobody understand the eternal depths of MY suffering