A giraffe deepthroats a rainbow.

A dragon shitting coins and blood, possibly also larvae. The dragon has a dumb face like he's high.

ALGEBRAIC

No horses go to heaven.

a person is wearing a yellow cowboy hat worth $5. they have a brown mustache and are blankly pondering the red mittens on their hands.

Nobody understand the eternal depths of MY suffering

A bald man fires electricity from his hands but it brings him no pleasure

Coach McGurk shows Brandon his sweet new dalmation tattoo. Brandon, your mom likes guys with tattoos, right? All women like that.

Winnie the Pooh makes cakes!

A piggy smiling at you but it's creepy because it has HUMAN EARS instead

A space rocket en route to the moon passes a "?" box like in those mario bros video games. There are many stars and some of the spell "get"

LOOK OUT HE IS ABOUT TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH THAT GODDAMN BIRCH LOG CLUB AAAH FUCK OPOLCHENYE