Well that's quite the pickle you've got there, Watson.

Bitch got some mad scars going down here. That or sick tats.

Pirate horse on steroids. Some said "No, Steve, this is madness." I said, "Fuck yes it is."

A cross between Katy Perry and el chupacabra. With a party hat on.

"Why can't I hold all these turtles, Senator?" "Because you're adopted, Jonathan." "Sobs."