Bitch got some mad scars going down here. That or sick tats.

Pirate horse on steroids. Some said "No, Steve, this is madness." I said, "Fuck yes it is."

A cross between Katy Perry and el chupacabra. With a party hat on.

"Why can't I hold all these turtles, Senator?" "Because you're adopted, Jonathan." "Sobs."

Well that's quite the pickle you've got there, Watson.