The worlds most confusing captcha?

The letter N has became a pirate. What cruel misfortune had to happen to cause a letter of the alphabet into a life of crime?

A toothpaste tube has cutlery and is looking at you in the shower.

Some kind of crack language.

The candy floss mouse.

A bird cries " AAHH YISS " as its alien green blood explodes from its arm flapper!

50% Grape. 50% Hippo. 100% Delicious!

Callum the Carrot loves Andy the Apple. They're a pair of gay fruits, in spite of one being a vegetable.

This happy crab has a beautiful head of wavy blond hair. Oh how blond and beautify it is,such splendour in its sheen. Truly, radiant hair.

Man shouts " OMFG " as he throws his money to the ground in disgust.

A cat has three yes, and a curly whirly tail.

Draw yourself.