Callum the Carrot loves Andy the Apple. They're a pair of gay fruits, in spite of one being a vegetable.

This happy crab has a beautiful head of wavy blond hair. Oh how blond and beautify it is,such splendour in its sheen. Truly, radiant hair.

Man shouts " OMFG " as he throws his money to the ground in disgust.

A cat has three yes, and a curly whirly tail.

Draw yourself.

This stick man shrugs, saying " I Dont Kellog's Ku Klux Klan Knot Know. ", but in text speak, so: "IDKKKKKK".

A black cloud congeals over Chocolate Fudge Mountain. A bad omen.

An angel witnesses another angel as his eyes bleed.

The quality of Jazz record cover art has declined in recent years.

A toothpaste tube has cutlery and is looking at you in the shower.

Your tamagochi did a poop! Clean that shit up.

A Halloween Easter egg, on Christmas.