Davesprite grants wishes. (you may only wish for movies)

While eating breakfast, you notice your fried eggs staring into your soul.

Blue lizard bears an expression of disdain.

A man screams as giant eyeballs rip his enormous bow tie.

Penguin watches the moon mournfully. "One day," he thinks, "One day I will devour that accursed thing."

Shepard.

The doctor later learned that leaving his gigantic television on top of a pumpkin was a poor idea.

Let me sing to you a song about a man who tickled a dragon's bum and lived to tickle again.

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!

The patient's LASIK eye surgery overseen by Doctor House reveals a new symptom. Hallucinations of Pac Man vomiting spiders! It's not lupus.

It is imperative that you attain superlative velocity.

I slept and saw God’s forge in frost. Its hearth was quelled, and as it cooled so swooned the verdancy it kept above.