Dali accidentally reveals he can read minds

Literally organ harvesting

PS3 Squirrel terrorizes Animal Crossing townspeople

"Better Dead Than Red" Ted said, "airhead, I dread this spread lest it heads to Death's bed", to which her he wed said, "Wht? I'm confused"

Woman attempts to re-enact pizza delivery porno but the delivery guy is late for his muscular dystrophy treatment appointment

Wizard professor finds most passive-aggressive way to inform students that they forgot to put their names on their assignments

Jim thinks about quitting his job at the grocery store to become a horse

LEL face claims another victim

Ruthless, post-apocalyptic world where compliments are currency

Guy draws a circle around two sleeping babies with a butter knife

A pink eraser deleting Rick (who is scared :( )

Jew purse