man mistakenly puts on liptick instead of chapstick
Chpastick is actually lipstick
a guy complaining that he bought red lipstick instead of chapstick
Man mixes up lipstick and chapstick.
Someone bravely admits that they are homosexual. Good on ya, m8.
Clothes belong in the closet, not people.
Man has no clothes to hang in his closet so he decides to hang himself (in his closet)
Ted tried to kill himself by hanging his shirt on a coat hanger. His girlfriend Karen is confused.
"Better Dead Than Red" Ted said, "airhead, I dread this spread lest it heads to Death's bed", to which her he wed said, "Wht? I'm confused"
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!