Jon Bon Jovi singing "You Give LOVE a Bad Name!"

What the hell am I supposed to do with a knife and a tentacle? Make sushi?

Oh no! Our tongues got tied together! If someone sees us they'll think we're GAY

My orange just found out he's adopted

IT'S RAINING BLOOOOD! HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAINING BLOOD! BUH-LUUHHD

James Holmes kills people in the theater, and then he hacks my computer? JUST GREAT.

Smiley mountains with arrows in their mouths

Top secret files

THE MASTER SWORD HAS ESCAPED THE TEMPLE OF TIME! QUICK, USE THE BOLERO OF FIRE!!!!!!!

There are creepy red eyes in the dark staring at me. Cas? Where did you go? What was that "poof" noise?

I got a new puppy! I SHALL NAME HIM DAMOCLES

Shit, my bunny became a hipster.