My snail's breast implants somehow made my snail enormous, and now she is terrorizing the town

Giraffes cant stare at the sun, either.

Yes, I would like some salt & pepper on my car.

Draw what you think I look like. I am a teenage boy who spends most of his time on the Internet, namely tumblr.

A Chinese person wins 5 dollars and takes a trip to America

Gentlemanly Tyrannosaurus has eaten the other guests.

Emo cow ponders his will to live.

TL;DR, but what I see is a chicken in a box

A stick figure next to a poorly drawn tree

The Moon from Majora's Mask glares down at the guy from Homestuck

Slenderman's face

Stuck is delighted to meet U.