I'm so old. How did I get inside this cave?

A blind monk wanders through the sandy desert, sun beating down. He makes hand gestures as his spiritual symbol-guides follow him.

Don't you hate when the phone interrupts your most private moments?

Stare into Gabe Newell's eyes and lose your soul.

Judge Judy is a centaur with a big booty.

Mario is masturbating, when Luigi interrupts without knocking.

A pickle surprise birthday party.

Space, the final frontier.

Rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to, gotta follow my rainbow. Can't stick around, have to keep moving on. Guess what lies...

missile barrage from beneath the sea.

Devil is sad because Halloween is over

halp. trapped in fire. rsvp