Stare into Gabe Newell's eyes and lose your soul.

Extremely close up view of an eyeball.

The river traveler prefers taking the smaller creeks as opposed to the main stream.

A boat floats into a narrow stream connected to the main river.

A man traverses the Amazon River in a small wooden raft

A guy stands on a brown mat, probably meditating in a park.

A man in a field with a melcome mat.

welcome to the middle of nowhere

Noseless Happy Something is welcome in the middle if nowhere.

a man looking at a "welcome" sigh

A welcome sign is having a bad day. A man comes along and tells him 'cheer up, dude' but the sign just wants to be left alone. He sighs

Worms giving you welcome

worms family in a couch welcoming to their home

Timmy the Worm hosts a homecoming party for his best friend, who doesn't show up.

AWESOME KICKASS PARTY

someone is so high

a man sits on the top of a mountain

guy climbing up a mountain with snow up high on a beautiful day

stallone cliffhanger!