Someone drilled out the core of an apple, filled it with gunpowder, ad blew it up just so Orange would have to watch.

The grey cat looks at you and meows. You feel a deep, ephemeral emptiness that you know will never be filled.

A man cannot draw based solely on the reaction of another. Alternatives must be given. Without them, bald men with square shoulders PANIC.

fox has red lipstick, an oil can, and the smile of pure evil

A space strawberry, armed with a gun with the power to fire suns, shoots at the moon while the earth pleads for mercy

FUCK THE SYSTEM... i mean, SWEATERS FOR CHRISTMAS

A doped up demon offers a sumo wrestler with massive cheeks the bong of destiny.

You must draw Neil deGrasse Tyson, or write "insert Neil deGrasse Tyson drawing here". Failure is unacceptable.

A half-finished drawing. If you really tried, you could have done really well, but NO. YOU COULDN'T DO IT. YOU PROCRA i'll finish post l8r.

Someone loves anally probing salad with his oversized nose!

King Deedee REQUIRES SOME GOOFY, RIGHT NAO.

A classy man with no color holds a purple blob, perplexed by it's magnificence. Why, back in his day, there WERE NO COLORS.

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