A penguin wonders why.

Doodle or Die

A cat burglar cannot get the AMAZING ICE CREAM.

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dat bitch loves the kush man

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modest titties

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A man asks his wife for sex. She dosen't respond. The man married an office chair.

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A shirtless, fat man smokes blunts with his nipples.

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draw a fat man wearing no shirt and a blue hat with a "KUSH 420" tattoo smoking blunts

I CAN SHIT PISS FROM MY ASSHOLE.

dreddlock man is not happy you suggest he loves the kush

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Draw what heavy dubstep sounds like

coneheads lament the constipated snowman, who despite his best efforts to take an earth-shattering shit, is being mocked by asians

A mouse is slowly being ripped apart on a molecular level, causing it to appear distorted as it roars for vengeance

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