Rudicorn(noun): a rude unicorn.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RABBIT HUNTS YOU! (or, pink communist bunny blasts Hitler in the head and gives 0 fucks)

JUSTICE NEVER SLEEPS, but apparently bananas do.

Some delicious bottled water, enriched with vitamin K!

Epcot Center and Epcot Scissors.

Motherfucker you wanna talk corn with Pickachu?? Awww shit, you better break yourself before I get all lightning bolt up in hurrrrrrrrrr

Slightly fat man with two noses gets bitten in the crotch by half a snake, but tries to keep his cool so he can flirt with a sexy lady.

Gonzo ain't havin that shit.

"In this bold new drama series from TNT, Tom Hanks plays Meta Knight in a live action adaptation of Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland."

It's almost like someone carved a face into a large gourd. Maybe a pumpkin. He looks like his name is Jack.

SUPER SAIYAN TIT SHOULDERS

"I find this house to be sub-par, and wouldn't even use it as shelter from the ultraviolet rays that gave me this pink sunburn. 4 out of 10"