Some delicious bottled water, enriched with vitamin K!

A pair of olives get very excited by abstract art. Cubism, specifically.

Rough times at the optometrist.

A person talking about their academic accomplishments and future plans.

A rosy-cheeked Elvis shows off his muscles in a sleeveless turtle neck

Man I'd bend over backwards to get a good look at dem tittayz

"As you can see in this artist's rendition of the crime scene in the lollipop kingdom, chaos has been the law for quite some time. Tragic."

Epcot Center and Epcot Scissors.

Motherfucker you wanna talk corn with Pickachu?? Awww shit, you better break yourself before I get all lightning bolt up in hurrrrrrrrrr

Slightly fat man with two noses gets bitten in the crotch by half a snake, but tries to keep his cool so he can flirt with a sexy lady.

Pointy sunglasses are SO much cooler than aviators.

A giant space worm has claimed the planet Mars by planting an equally giant green flag on it.