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Superman was stretched out by leaping towards the event horizon of a black hole! He escaped, but he's still all stretched out.

Kirby drools a black spittle as his eyes fill up with dark ink. His eyebrows levitate dangerously. What could he be up to?

Oh god, is that a tentacle growing out of the bottom of my eye? That's so GROSS. I hope it won't trash around too much when I put on makeup.

Gee willikers, batman! My bodacious bubblebutt is on fire! I better start twerking to put it out!

Peter Parker has decided that the best way to capture Spiderman in a photo is one of those blurry long-exposure pictures.

Punk Goku espouses Saiyan racial purity, but it seems like he forgot how to use his kamehameha wave.

An ant appears friendly, but wait! He's an impostor, inviting other ants to their death in a pest trap.

Poor duck! Someone ripped out your eyes and put silly googly eyes in their place.

Flaaash! Aah-Aaaaah! Saviour of the Universe!