Punk Goku espouses Saiyan racial purity, but it seems like he forgot how to use his kamehameha wave.

Kirby drools a black spittle as his eyes fill up with dark ink. His eyebrows levitate dangerously. What could he be up to?

Oh god, is that a tentacle growing out of the bottom of my eye? That's so GROSS. I hope it won't trash around too much when I put on makeup.

Gee willikers, batman! My bodacious bubblebutt is on fire! I better start twerking to put it out!

Cyclops-Hookhand-intelligent-cow-man sez: CRICKET ISN'T BORING WIBBLYWOBBLY NONSENSE

An ant appears friendly, but wait! He's an impostor, inviting other ants to their death in a pest trap.

PEACE CO INTRODUCES: BACON!!! NOW WITH MORE GODDAMN BACON. BACON? BACON! ACCEPT NO IMPOSTORS! PEACE CO BACON! GET YOURS NOW!

Peter Parker has decided that the best way to capture Spiderman in a photo is one of those blurry long-exposure pictures.

Poor duck! Someone ripped out your eyes and put silly googly eyes in their place.

Superman was stretched out by leaping towards the event horizon of a black hole! He escaped, but he's still all stretched out.

Flaaash! Aah-Aaaaah! Saviour of the Universe!