A fox surgically connected to a duck lies dead next to a happy upside down turtle, lying on the grass. Mom.

Cow with multiple fingers mooing.

A mouse wants to get his drugs but he can't because there's shit in the way.

Nothing but a shitty explosion.

Doodle or Die

Hermaphrodite sitting on the toilet masturbating to a floating blob of jello.

A car and half a stickman watch porn in Alaska while a flying nail watches over them.

Awful filthy disgusting scum fucking shit fuck grammar loser lady.

Concerned looking person with on eye misplaced on the lower left jaw.

Fish declaring his fish.

New Chain

You'll always be the one for- FUCK! Dun dun dun. dun dun dun. Bweeeerrhh dun.dun dun dun. DUN. DUN. Daaaaahhhhh. Girly metal lesson one.

A tsunami taking out several mattress who left a pretty impressive sperm trail.

Dancing cat girl with a bow tie holding a banana.

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