Bulbisaur on crack

Bulbasaur eats chicken

A fox surgically connected to a duck lies dead next to a happy upside down turtle, lying on the grass. Mom.

turtle on its back and a dead duck and dog to its right with 3 slivers of grass

A badass seal puking mikey the ninja turtle, who is laying on the floor, trying to protect himself with a dead chicken, on the sewers.

Michaelangelo waves a dead chicken in a vained attempt to stop the seal. These are his last moments.

a turtle with a chicken fighting a whale with a whale with a knife

A whale holding a whale holding a sword is challenged to a duel by a turtle wielding a chicken. Perhaps these are TMNT spoilers?

A Tortise and a Shark prepare to fence with a chicken and a smaller shark.