Anteater's microcephaly denies him the death he craves

Leukemia Dave doesn't like helicopters

Green Turk seeks companionship

Homer does a drive by shooting

Bored businessman tells people his favorite Schubert composition

old man joins a gang

Reddit cheating on anon

Samus is flipped off by the Illuminati and his pointless brother dave

The love tears Mr.T apart, starting with his hair, hand and melanin.

Poor sighted lemon sits on a tack

Exploding autism upsets jellyfish

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