Anteater. I know you want to. Do it. Dooo iiiit.

An anteater hangs itself

Anteater tries to commit suicide by hanging, but fails miserably because the shape of his head causes him to slip out every time.

Anteater's microcephaly denies him the death he craves

Anteater tries to end his miserable existence through hanging, but his head is too small for suicide.

A shrimp with legs tries to hang itself. It fails.

Shrimpman quit his work as superhero

Zoidberg browses 4chon from a tiny house

Zoidberg wasting his life indoors during a perfectly beautiful day.