A woman breaks down before her tormentor, mascara running down her eyes, for she cannot eat all the eggs, much less comprehend why she must

The Kool-Aid man poses to show off his massive gains to a nervous recluse who would rather not think of his sugary fruit drinks in that way

A happy, proud poop holding up a pennant that proudly declares "POOP!", making a statement for the bold empowerment of poop everywhere

A very small cow lying on the grass, stating puns

Worst barbecue ever

An arctic hunter posing with his taxidermied quarry: A candy cane with legs and elk horns

Newton's Seventh Law

Giant ladybug on the surface of a tiny green planet hurtling through outer space, contemplating its lot in life

A milkshake capable of bringing every last boy on Earth to the yard

Some sort of adorable woodland mammal with a paintbrush tail and murder in its eyes

Lustful young deviant must escape angry vengeful fruit seeking revenge against her lifestyle of not using produce for its intended purpose

Detective Dinosaur lays down the dulcet tones of some smooth jazz