Two toaster waffles get in a knife fight over which one gets to go into the toaster slot that doesn't leave the top of the waffle still cold

The sun being racist

Recently-minted motto of a central-Eastern African country

A man wearing a marching band coat which has come to life and is devouring him with the teeth hidden within its buttons and ties

A very small cow lying on the grass, stating puns

A woman breaks down before her tormentor, mascara running down her eyes, for she cannot eat all the eggs, much less comprehend why she must

Worst barbecue ever

The Kool-Aid man poses to show off his massive gains to a nervous recluse who would rather not think of his sugary fruit drinks in that way

Way too many tacos

Exploding whale

Reasons I drink

An arctic hunter posing with his taxidermied quarry: A candy cane with legs and elk horns