A sick, twisted fantasy of what will never be.

The national flag of Buttfucktopia.

What do you want for dinner tonight, honey? We have bowties and broccoli and that is all.

Chaos Dunk, I shall - Yoda, Episode III

Trogdor at laser zeppelin

Patrick becomes a Faceless Man, but learns that he must assassinate his former best friend: Spongebob.

I would like to hug a pony non-sexually.

I made the mistake of searching for "Kirby" on deviantart...

Installing an Nvidia graphics card into a piece of cheese.

Mr Krabs counts his money.

A text-based adventure to please the whole family.

Lifestealer demands that his team give him gold or else he'll re-pot them all. Because they are plants.