Mr Krabs counts his money.

A text-based adventure to please the whole family.

Lifestealer demands that his team give him gold or else he'll re-pot them all. Because they are plants.

A sad ladybug swims across the border in order to provide its larvae with a better life, only to eventually be met with hostility.

I wish I was born a tooth instead of a boy.

A super pretentious cat.

S-stupid icefrog, it's not like I like you or anything...

If you make a poop in the pool just keep cool and no one will suspect a thing.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy But I'm blue and you're red Let's make some purple maybe?

Cast summon elephant! MULTI-CAST!

CatDog was murdered tonight.

History professor is paralyzed with fear when he realizes he doesn't remember Pol Pot's full name in the middle of a lecture.

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