A majestic phallic object rises before the sunrise for all of people to gaze upon.

An ubernerd ready to invade Reddit.

Gary the snail from Spongebob, staring into your soul from the white abyss it has lost itself into.

A bald man barges into the suspects house and yells "Enviromental Wankers! You're under arrest!"

Well uh, it looks something like two skulls (or albinos) with great, long hair licking a giant lady.

Sad triangleman is sad

Neonazis taking over DoodleOrDie

Well, this chain was broken.

Jesus watches you masturbate

A man has suffered a severe head injury, with a part of his skull visible beneath the blood and muscle. He is rubbing his temples and crying

A very black snake swimming in chocolate. Except that most snakes can't swim. The black snake is drowning in chocolate.

An invisible dog barking