Mr Sassypants
it looks like a hotdog whose bun has meted
Crap worried about its butt
There exists an alternate universe where turds are alive and they shit people.
poop escaping from the toilet
a mix of black and brown
A very black snake swimming in chocolate. Except that most snakes can't swim. The black snake is drowning in chocolate.
a worm coming out of dirt
Senpai descends from the blood
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!