Stupid Baby. You don't know how to-- How to do a words. You're probably jealous of my quiff. Is that a single hair coming out of your head?

rape escape

A more handsome version of Hank Hill offers his propane to the sun.

An existential brain ponders the intricacies of its own self-conscious state of being.

Your grandma hands you a tray of cookies. You try to pull it away and notice she isn't loosening her grip. This can only end in tug o' war!

An oasis island opens a previously unseen eye, hidden in the sand. Its ground shakes underneath you as a booming voice requests: "PINETREES"

A formidable enemy, crawling in, shrouds itself in darkness. His face, a series of empty sockets, backlit by a flickering interior flame.

2 Emperor Penguins are stood over a cup. One is providing the other with a fake urine sample so that the test for anime comes back negative.

Two sentient baseballs are in a relationship. They are snuggling together all cozy until an equipment manager comes in and kidnaps the girl.

Two bell peppers holding hands, walking across the road with their two babies trailing behind. The guy pepper seems fed up of married life.

Woman gets pointed at and scolded by a giant purple "NO" sign. By the looks of it she's also chewing gum. Maybe that's why she's in trouble.

This guy is plainly too Koala for School.