A floating disembodied face with anime eyes lashes out at the cruelty that the universe has bestowed upon her via her untimely demise.

An embryo, a winged pea, and a man with a bendy straw are hangin out. One of them says "StAp ,new"(?) Not sure what it all means.

Doodle or Die

Man... Outer space would be a lot better if all this swirly shit would stop following me around. >:(

Stupid Baby. You don't know how to-- How to do a words. You're probably jealous of my quiff. Is that a single hair coming out of your head?

A pack of 4 tiny flying worms laugh at a man's T-shirt for being 4 sizes too small.

An existential brain ponders the intricacies of its own self-conscious state of being.

A hasidic jew who appears to have a Jershey Shore fake tan looks at half eaten carrots with great regret. That's no tan! Too much vitamin C

The result of a man streaming terrible skating-themed game boy colour games on twitch without a good amount of sleep in his system.

Your grandma hands you a tray of cookies. You try to pull it away and notice she isn't loosening her grip. This can only end in tug o' war!

An oasis island opens a previously unseen eye, hidden in the sand. Its ground shakes underneath you as a booming voice requests: "PINETREES"

Pictured above (And below): The contents of Donald Trump's head.

Doodle or Die

A formidable enemy, crawling in, shrouds itself in darkness. His face, a series of empty sockets, backlit by a flickering interior flame.

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