tom cruises head floating in the sky taking hair from the poor

Apparently, Edward Scissor Hands doesn't just have scissors for fingers. This is not what is meant by scissoring.

girl turkey gettin it on in the basting room

A pink baby shooting fire lazers from it's eyes at a frog that's protected by a force field.

A red, five eyed blob monster thing

Two Italians going in for a fist bump.

Epic high five

A one olive martini.

A car crash on a snowy day

Oh god! It's Pedo Bear!

Guy in a blue baseball cap is heart broken, or running to hug a broken heart.. not too sure.

Jiggly puff lost 45 pounds using a shake weight.