A worm with 2 huge eyes saying "Curveh pe nis!

curvy penis

people with tails need these toys

scissors

Apparently, Edward Scissor Hands doesn't just have scissors for fingers. This is not what is meant by scissoring.

Edward Cocksonhands

Snape holding two leeks, while seriously looking at you.

A brightly colored spotted dog/llama is sticking his nose through some tall grass.

Duck hunter

Shoot the dog, not the duck.

aim at the dog, not the duck

No Ducks allowed. Orange cat wanted dead or alive!

A lemon sheriff

Sheriff Lemon, reporting for duty.

deputy lemon

department of lemon fuckers fucks a desperate lemon housewife and walks away smugly TWIST ENDING: HE IS ALSO A LEMON

lemons are yum

A very yellow man being eaten by a very white man

A white guy eating an asian

French fries and chopsticks are friends! Use them together today!

scott pilgrim

most dapper of all the pilgrims!

British guy.

Disappoint Dad is not so disappointed anymore.

Son, I´m dissapointed

lurch lurchin

U WOT M8?

Ron Weasleys disembodied head.

decapitated ron

The poor soul cut off his own head, with a scalpel

Sad cyan man is about to off himself with a saw.

Sad blue man wielding bloody saw

upset blue man from the blue man group cuts himself shaving, with a blade that he really shouldn't be shaving himself with

4 naked guys 1 shaving his neckbeard and cutting his throat while doing so

A green pukemonster forms the letters Gross with it's entrails

a cloud of shit

Pee raining from poop

A huge dump cloud is raining piss on New York.