A carrot professor incorrectly teaches the order of the planets
Two guitar players are interrupted while on stage at a local bar by a man with elephantiasis of the nutsac. it was a pretty good set too.
sassy yoda
Ryu fell over and now he's on fire. Tough luck, kid! Now you'll never be a true warrior!
Voldamort uses Harry's scar to whisper sweet nothings into his brain.
Bees don't care how tall you are. They'll fuck you up regardless. They'll get all up in your face and shit. They're bees, bitch!
DOVAHKIIIIINNNNN!
fat angry blob man having to listen to sunshine sing church hymns
Man watches My Little Pony in the only acceptable locale: The Moon. (Rainbow Dash 4 LIFE)
zombie Trucker on roids wants to run over midgets
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Brontosaurus doesn't like dicks