A carrot professor incorrectly teaches the order of the planets

Two guitar players are interrupted while on stage at a local bar by a man with elephantiasis of the nutsac. it was a pretty good set too.

Voldamort uses Harry's scar to whisper sweet nothings into his brain.

Bees don't care how tall you are. They'll fuck you up regardless. They'll get all up in your face and shit. They're bees, bitch!

sassy yoda

DOVAHKIIIIINNNNN!

fat angry blob man having to listen to sunshine sing church hymns

Man watches My Little Pony in the only acceptable locale: The Moon. (Rainbow Dash 4 LIFE)

zombie Trucker on roids wants to run over midgets

Don't go chasing waterfalls.

Brontosaurus doesn't like dicks

Arnold Shwartzanigger licking a palm tree or at least about to. How does it taste, Govenator?