A man tearing a child in half while the child's only friend watches in horror. The friend is a pig.

The cake is a lie.

A hot yellow cookie.

A man playing drop ball onto a pair of slippers.

A gang of fruit led by an orange marshmallow tell a man with low self esteem that they are better than him.

A very well drawn Venonat.

Chicken thief with nun-chucks.

Cow with red lipstick and blue eyeliner.

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Cheesus controlling and army of cheese about to attack the castle of turkey, not the country but the meat.

A lonely child want his aborted brother to come back.

A nice old man whose heart was just broken by a ridiculous looking flower

A prostitute just witnessed a murder. But there is no body.

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