Cow with red lipstick and blue eyeliner.

Cheesus controlling and army of cheese about to attack the castle of turkey, not the country but the meat.

A lonely child want his aborted brother to come back.

A nice old man whose heart was just broken by a ridiculous looking flower

The cake is a lie.

A prostitute just witnessed a murder. But there is no body.

Luke Skywalker is happy to find his blue lightsaber actually in his bedroom closet hid under a pile of chicken wings.

A hot yellow cookie.

A man playing drop ball onto a pair of slippers.

Purple lettering that states, "no-one says derp" with black w shaped objects.

A gang of fruit led by an orange marshmallow tell a man with low self esteem that they are better than him.

A worm that is delighted to see its offspring.